Bad Plant Club – Dark Green Humour Edition | Plant Stake Bundle

$20.00

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set — bold acrylic toppers and unapologetically snarky plant energy.

Welcome to the club no one asked to join.
The Bad Plant Club bundle is for the resilient, the brittle, and the almost-forgotten. Featuring three gloriously dramatic stakes, this set embraces the reality that not all greenery thrives — and that’s hilariously okay.

Perfect For:

✔️ Long-suffering plant parents with a sense of humour
✔️ The friend who names their dying fern “Kevin”
✔️ Adding edge to your windowsill jungle
✔️ A gag gift for your favourite neglectful gardener
✔️ Comic relief for houseplant recovery corners
✔️ Honouring the plants that are trying their best

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set — bold acrylic toppers and unapologetically snarky plant energy.

Welcome to the club no one asked to join.
The Bad Plant Club bundle is for the resilient, the brittle, and the almost-forgotten. Featuring three gloriously dramatic stakes, this set embraces the reality that not all greenery thrives — and that’s hilariously okay.

Perfect For:

✔️ Long-suffering plant parents with a sense of humour
✔️ The friend who names their dying fern “Kevin”
✔️ Adding edge to your windowsill jungle
✔️ A gag gift for your favourite neglectful gardener
✔️ Comic relief for houseplant recovery corners
✔️ Honouring the plants that are trying their best

  • • Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set – Dark Green Humour Edition

    • Set includes: 3 handmade plant stakes
    • Sayings: Pruned & Unhinged, Still Dying, Send Help (I’m Dry)
    • Stake material: 1/8" maple wood
    • Topper material: sublimation acrylic in speech bubble shape
    • Stake size: approx. 5" tall; speech bubble topper approx. 2.25" x 1.25"
    • Packaged in a clear cello bag with edition-specific insert
    • Handmade in Canada
    • Ships free from Surrey, BC
    • Orders ship in 3–5 business days

  • Shipping of this item is free within Canada!

    Orders are processed within 3–5 business days to allow time for cutting, assembling, and packaging. All items ship from Surrey, BC via Canada Post Lettermail service. (untracked service – no tracking number is provided).

    Delivery typically takes 2–8 business days, depending on your location.

    📬 This timeline is an estimate provided by Canada Post and is not guaranteed. Delivery delays are outside of Creative Calling’s control, but we always do our part to ship on time.