Confetti Drop | Punny Plant Stakes to Celebrate Survival

$20.00

Sun’s out, sass out. The Desert Drama Bundle delivers dry humour with a dose of defiance. From cheeky succulents to dramatic pothos, these stakes bring bold personality to even the most stubborn plant.

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set within the Plant Parent Starter Kit, this trio’s not afraid to poke fun at the survival game of houseplants.

Perfect For:

✔️ Bold plant lovers with a sense of humour
✔️ Gifting your sarcastic best friend
✔️ Succulent collectors
✔️ Anyone who’s accidentally underwatered (again)
✔️ Adding flair to market displays
✔️ Collectors of cheeky home décor

Sun’s out, sass out. The Desert Drama Bundle delivers dry humour with a dose of defiance. From cheeky succulents to dramatic pothos, these stakes bring bold personality to even the most stubborn plant.

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set within the Plant Parent Starter Kit, this trio’s not afraid to poke fun at the survival game of houseplants.

Perfect For:

✔️ Bold plant lovers with a sense of humour
✔️ Gifting your sarcastic best friend
✔️ Succulent collectors
✔️ Anyone who’s accidentally underwatered (again)
✔️ Adding flair to market displays
✔️ Collectors of cheeky home décor

  • • Set includes: 3 handmade plant stakes
    • Sayings: Leaf Me Alone, Pot Head, Not Dead Yet
    • Stake material: 1/8" maple wood
    • Topper material: sublimation acrylic in oval shape
    • Stake size: approx. 5" tall; oval topper approx. 2.5" x 1.25"
    • Packaged in a clear cello bag with edition-specific insert
    • Part of the Plant Parent Starter Kit – Puns & Sass Edition, Cheeky Sayings Set
    • Handmade in Canada
    • Ships free from Surrey, BC
    • Orders ship in 3–5 business days

  • Shipping of this item is free within Canada!

    Orders are processed within 3–5 business days to allow time for cutting, assembling, and packaging. All items ship from Surrey, BC via Canada Post Lettermail service. (untracked service – no tracking number is provided).

    Delivery typically takes 2–8 business days, depending on your location.

    📬 This timeline is an estimate provided by Canada Post and is not guaranteed. Delivery delays are outside of Creative Calling’s control, but we always do our part to ship on time.