Some people say it with flowers.
Some say it with sarcasm.
“Sarcasm is my love language” is a bold little declaration for those who show affection with wit, eye-rolls, and perfectly timed one-liners. Dry humour. Quick comebacks. Just enough bite to keep things interesting.
Crafted from 1/8" matte acrylic layered on 1/8" maple, this keychain measures approximately 1.6" wide × 2.25" high (4.1 × 5.7 cm) and comes finished with a keyring.
Because each piece is cut from real maple, slight variations in colour and wood grain will occur — making every keychain one of a kind.
🚚 Shipping & Processing:
This product ships free within Canada.
Orders are processed within 3–5 business days to allow time for cutting, assembling, and packaging.
Items ship from Surrey, BC via Canada Post Lettermail (untracked). No tracking number is provided with this service.
Delivery typically takes 2–8 business days, depending on your location. This timeline is an estimate provided by Canada Post and is not guaranteed. Delivery delays are outside of Creative Calling’s control, but every order is packed and shipped with care.
Some people say it with flowers.
Some say it with sarcasm.
“Sarcasm is my love language” is a bold little declaration for those who show affection with wit, eye-rolls, and perfectly timed one-liners. Dry humour. Quick comebacks. Just enough bite to keep things interesting.
Crafted from 1/8" matte acrylic layered on 1/8" maple, this keychain measures approximately 1.6" wide × 2.25" high (4.1 × 5.7 cm) and comes finished with a keyring.
Because each piece is cut from real maple, slight variations in colour and wood grain will occur — making every keychain one of a kind.
🚚 Shipping & Processing:
This product ships free within Canada.
Orders are processed within 3–5 business days to allow time for cutting, assembling, and packaging.
Items ship from Surrey, BC via Canada Post Lettermail (untracked). No tracking number is provided with this service.
Delivery typically takes 2–8 business days, depending on your location. This timeline is an estimate provided by Canada Post and is not guaranteed. Delivery delays are outside of Creative Calling’s control, but every order is packed and shipped with care.
