Wilted Wonders – Dark Green Humour Edition | Plant Stake Bundle

$20.00

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set — bold acrylic toppers and unapologetically snarky plant energy.

A little unhinged, a little too crispy — and somehow still alive.

The Wilted Wonders bundle is for the plants that are clinging to life and the plant parents who get the joke. This trio of cheeky stakes wears its drama on its sleeve (and its speech bubble), pairing dry humour with bold acrylic toppers.

Perfect For:

✔️ Anyone who has ever overwatered… or forgotten to water
✔️ Plant parents with a sarcastic streak
✔️ Gifts for friends with a black thumb
✔️ Adding some comic relief to your green space
✔️ Collectors of quirky or themed plant accessories
✔️ Bringing snarky joy to everyday decor

Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set — bold acrylic toppers and unapologetically snarky plant energy.

A little unhinged, a little too crispy — and somehow still alive.

The Wilted Wonders bundle is for the plants that are clinging to life and the plant parents who get the joke. This trio of cheeky stakes wears its drama on its sleeve (and its speech bubble), pairing dry humour with bold acrylic toppers.

Perfect For:

✔️ Anyone who has ever overwatered… or forgotten to water
✔️ Plant parents with a sarcastic streak
✔️ Gifts for friends with a black thumb
✔️ Adding some comic relief to your green space
✔️ Collectors of quirky or themed plant accessories
✔️ Bringing snarky joy to everyday decor

  • • Part of the Cheeky Sayings Set – Dark Green Humour Edition

    • Set includes: 3 handmade plant stakes
    • Stake material: 1/8" maple wood
    • Topper material: sublimation acrylic in speech bubble shape
    • Stake size: approx. 5" tall; speech bubble topper approx. 2.25" x 1.25"
    • Packaged in a clear cello bag with edition-specific insert
    • Handmade in Canada
    • Ships free from Surrey, BC
    • Orders ship in 3–5 business days

  • Shipping of this item is free within Canada!

    Orders are processed within 3–5 business days to allow time for cutting, assembling, and packaging. All items ship from Surrey, BC via Canada Post Lettermail service. (untracked service – no tracking number is provided).

    Delivery typically takes 2–8 business days, depending on your location.

    📬 This timeline is an estimate provided by Canada Post and is not guaranteed. Delivery delays are outside of Creative Calling’s control, but we always do our part to ship on time.